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CRAPPYMUSlC
my life can be summed up accurately as making a joke but no one laughs

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Posted by CRAPPYMUSlC - June 18th, 2024


HOW DOES "NETFLIX AND CHILL" MEAN HAVING SEX? I THOUGHT IT MEANT WATCHING NETFLIX FULLY-CLOTHED.


CAN SOMEONE FUCKING HELP ME


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No, it means sex. Sorry you had to find out THIS way.

frick.

I mean you 'start out' fully clothed... ;)

Honestly, it depends... People who are not sexually active might use the phrase obliviously, so don't get naked right away. (Compare to "Why would I want coffee so late at night...?")

idk im asexual so thanks for the useless advice ig

@CRAPPYMUSlC I feel that I've been pretty sincere, but of course I can offer advice as well: 'If' you honestly wanted advice, then don't present your honest request like a joke! Your profile states that you are 69 years old and an attack helicopter... If you ask me the replies so far have been pretty straight-faced, all things considered. But yeah: Users who saw this post will have thought it was most likely a joke and moved on.

Make it clear what kind of outcome you were hoping for/what kind of assistance you were expecting.

Also: The audience who stumbles over this one post from you ("Hello... :) ") has no way of knowing you're ace. If I had to take a wild guess, the person offering you a sexual encounter had no idea either or thought you were 'asexual but not sex averse - at least not in their case'. Have you explained your... (I hope I'm using the right words here) your 'personal stance on sexuality' to them in more detail?
(Compare here for reference: https://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/lonnyk/the-timekiller )

i didn't get offered a sexual encounter, I just found it out on my own. the "age 69" thing is just a funny haha joke. idk how I knew what a sex position was but not a euphemism for sex.

also thanks now I gotta clear my search history. and I am sex repulsed.

I'm glad we cleared that up.